SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM IF YOU JUST WANT THE EVIL LUSH MENU!!!
Interested in getting an account with PrepaidGirl so you can hang out with your new overlord? Please use this link to sign up!
SIGN UP WITH THE DAIS (no need to worry, you'll be redirected right back here with your new username when you are done! mwhaha! no email required)
If you register for a PrepaidGirl account and buy some tokens with it, The Dais will receive a small bonus. It's a nice way to say thanks and let PrepaidGirl know that The Dais helped you decide finally register for a free account and then they might even promote me one day! And, of course, it helps pay my student loan which The Dais truly appreciates.
"I HEARD JUSTIN TRUDEAU TRULY APPRECIATES YOUR SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY AS YOU HELP HER PAY HER STUDENT LOAN DOWN IN A RESPONSIBLE FASHION."
"COVER HER IN MAPLE SYRUP"
"STRAIGHT OUTTA RIVENDELL AND INTO MY HEART"
"LIKE A SEXIER VERSION OF BUTTERS FROM SOUTH PARK"
"COULD BE THE LARA CROFT OF BIGFOOT HUNTING SOMEDAY MAYBE BUT WOULD PROBABLY END UP "LOST" IN THE WOODS WITH A VIBRATOR SOMEHOW"
"JANE FONDA ON HYPE"
"FORMER YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD EVER"
"WISH SHE DIDN'T TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME AND TURN HER SOUND OFF SO MUCH BUT SHE IS FUN WHEN SHE TRIES"
"SOMETHING IS MISSING!"
no one has said any of these things but it would be okay if they were true!
WHEN DID YOU BECOME EVIL?
HOW TALL ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU STUDY?
DO YOU WORK OUT?
HOW BIG ARE YOUR FEET?
90 TOKENS A MINUTE?
ONE TOKEN TICKET SHOW WHY?
CAN WE DO A SHOW TOGETHER?
*CAN DO THREE CHIN-UPS IN A ROW
GRADUATED UNIVERSITY TWICE
*nah, two though!
DAISY'S STUDENT DEBT (B.A., M.A.) REPAYMENT TRACKER:
140,000 / 1,000,000 tokens
*fancy graphic soon
JOIN THE "FAN CLUB" aka THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS EXTRAORDINAIRE ($10.99/month) so you get access to all The Dais' content like the photosets and her monthly PPV broadcast (password show) where things get the most evilest!!!!
or TIP 666 (or more?) in a single tip to JOIN MY FANCY HENCHMAN club (includes The Dais' Snapchat, PS4 gamertag, preferred private show rates, a ticket to the monthly PPV, and official HENCHMAN status FOREVER plus other cool stuff?!!
or if you are less cool but still cool, you can become a plain, old HENCHMAN for 333 tokens (official HENCHMAN status in the chat, preferred private show rates, your ticket to the monthly PPVbut basically no snap/videogames).
HEROES are made every show.
NO TOKENS = NO SOUND.
BE FABULOUS, DON'T BE RUDE.
RESPECT YOUR OVERLORD AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM.
If you need to be banned, please ask politely. The Dais truly appreciates your cooperation.
If you decide to send The Dais a picture of your penis via any medium (i.e. twitter, snap, etc.) then you have agreed that The Dais will assume the digital copyright to said material and reserve the right to do with it what she wishes so tread lightly?