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Real Name:
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
Followers:
232000
Birth Date:
June 1, 1915
Age:
99
Sex:
GIRLS
Interested In:
Men
Location:
MARMY IS STRONK!
Last Broadcast:
5 hours ago
Language(s):
Big fat green letters
Body Type:
Potato
Body Decorations:
A heavy brain
About Me:





I am giving Youtube another try... this time we are going for the gold and I am opening up this new internet chapter with one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me.

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LINK:*NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO: THE TOY THAT RUINED MY CHILDHOOD*

You are allowed to laugh but quietly... in a corner... under your breath


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Hi! My name is Mila and I am first and foremost a human being :D If you are taking the time to read this I like you already because nobody reads these things anymore


If you want to score some points say "Bananarama" in my chat, that way we will know you read this and we can laugh at all the clueless people who don't get it. If you see someone else say "Bananarama" in my chat do the only thing a responsible adult would do and respond in kind by saying "Ooga Booga my friend!"


It is very important for me to have the #1 crown at least once, on every broadcast. The crown is given to the model who manages to keep the most registered users watching and it resets every hour. I earn points for every registered user watching me so if you want to help me make sure you sign in to your account whenever you watch me, it helps me win!


And if you don't have an account, create one! it's free, you get to chat with us, and help me win. Put an underscore at the end of your username: "_" so I know you created it just for me!


LINK TO SIGN-UP: https://www.milamcfly.me


I keep "greys" open during most of my stream so if you make one say hi!

Wish List:

====MAY SHOWS & ACTIVITIES=====


Highest Tip of May so far: [Chasing, 10000 tokens]
Thank you, my atomic playboy!


===== ONE MEGATON CLUB 10,000+ SINGLE TIP =====


Explode this bomb to satisfy your personal whim and become my atomic playboy. A single tip of 10,000+ tokens gets you all my content and all recordings for one calendar year, your name below, and all my admiration.


JANUARY MEGATONS


Mayday......10,000 tokens (Jan 8)

Adampike...10,000 tokens (Jan 25 offline)


FEBRUARY MEGATONS


Fuzzmalunkin......10,000 tokens (Feb 2)

Gwana......10,000 (Feb 9)


MARCH MEGATONS


Mousylion......33,330 tokens (Mar 2)

JTB......16,000 (Mar 2)

Zeno.....10,000 (Mar 24 offline)


APRIL MEGATONS


Gt3rs...... 17500 (Apr 14)

Rascal......10000 (Apr 22 offline)


MAY MEGATONS


Chasing......10,000 (May 23)


====APRIL HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIPS
[Gt3rs, 17,500]
[Rascal, 10,000]
[Querty, 5,555]
[Gwana, 5,555]
[Mousy, 5,555]


HIGHEST CUMULATIVE TIPPERS
[Gwana]
[Mayday]
[Querty]
[Durn]
[Nano]
[Bear]


BEST ROOM SPIRIT
[Gwana]
[Step & Stepatwork]
[Querty]
[Nano]
[Durn]
[Bear]
[Polar]
[Mayday]
[Ham]
[Orfie]


GENTLEMEN OF DISTINCTION
[Passes]
[Mindful]
[Chicofrico]
[Life]
[Awesome]
[Divo]
[Convey]


BEST GREYS
[Troncos]
[Fevaem]


MY MODEL FRIENDS
[Joan]
[Jamie]
[Melody]


BEST EMOTES
[Ham_pounder]


=====ALL TIME HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2019 [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2018 [Tess, 15,000 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP ALL TIME [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


MOST TOKENS IN A SINGLE NIGHT [Inferno696, 75,300 tokens]


ALL TIME LEGENDS (my favorite people in the whole world, thank you!)
[Convey, 5 years]
[Mayday, 3 years]
[Bored, 2 years]
[Step, >1 year]


Thank you!


======STUFF FOR MODELS=====


My friend Kate no longer cams but I greatly admire her mind. She is very good at seeing into people's intentions. She told me many models have taken advantage of me and while I had never thought about it I couldn't deny it because she was right.


As much as I want to help everybody and believe in being generous and open, I don't want to be a doormat so now I have decided to be fair to myself. Since the volume of questions and pleas for help I get from models has gotten out of hand and they rarely acknowledge my help or are kind to me in return I decided to stop helping other models.


The only way I will help another model now is through a clear and straight transaction. This way everything is on the table and there are no disappointments. As models we expect others to pay for our work and our time, and with reason! So from now on if you want me to use my time and my expertise to help you, then I, too, will expect compensation. Below is the list of prices. Please don't haggle with me on them. Every single one of these must be tipped for offline with the title of the item in the tipnote and your email address so I can contact you.


QUICK CONSULTATION [up to 5 questions 1000 tokens]: Are you looking to upgrade your setup? Are you wondering what camera I use? Are you wondering how you can improve your placement or traffic on the site? Then a quick consultation is perfect for you. Tip 1000 offline with your email address in the tipnote and then write me your questions to my email mmmilarky@gmail.com. Make sure you word your questions right and that you are asking me exactly what you want me to answer. I will respond to each question with as much detail and depth as needed. You have up to 5 questions that you can ask in one go or ask a couple first and use the rest for subsequent questions or for later. Members can gift this to a model as well


PERSONALISED CAM PROFILE ANALYSIS [5,000 tokens]
Discover what type of camgirl you are. I will take an in-depth look at your show and send you a report with your camgirl type, your strengths, your weaknesses, a moodboard and palette you can use for your shows and ideas to improve your show. Tip 5000 tokens offline with your email in the tipnote. Report takes up to a week to get delivered. Members can gift this to a model as well


LIVE COACHING [2x1hr sessions + report 10,000 tokens]
Are you struggling and have no idea why? Have you tried everything and nothing works? I will study your case in detail, write a report with a strategy to help you improve then visit your camroom during your show so I can give you hands on advice and coach you live while you cam. Tip 10,000 tokens offline and send me your email in the tipnote. Members can gift this to a model as well.


MODEL MANAGEMENT PACKAGE [inquire by email]
I craft a camgirl persona tailored to your real personality that will help you shine like a star, teach you to structure your shows and interact with the audience, and use my gravitas to help you succeed every step of the way. This cannot be gifted by a member.


Note: your information and privacy is very important to me and nobody has to know I helped you.